People have been making fun of me all week for this sleep mask I found at TJ Maxx. Matt O’Keefe keeps saying it looks like I’ve got a mini bra over my face. And, everyone is just generally making fun of me for wearing it and swearing that I sleep better with it on.
Yes, I know I look like a tool. But, I am telling you the honest to God truth, I sleep deeper with that thing on. And, it fits right into my sexy time look with my retainer in my mouth, contour pillow beneath my head to position myself right during the night, and my humidifier blowing on full speed right into my face. I am a hot POA.
So, this morning Bode comes into our bedroom early and wants to go downstairs and read. Ben didn’t get a lot of sleep last night, so I took off my eye mask and told Bode I’d go down with him so Daddy could keep sleeping. As I was walking out of the room, I realized it was a good opportunity to let Ben try the mask out and prove my point. So, I gave it to him…and, he took it like a champ.
Now, Ben’s also been using one of those Whoop bands that tracks the quality and quantity of your sleep. When he was looking over his numbers for last night, he found that the only deep sleep he had all night was the 48 minutes that he had that mask on. The exact 48 minutes.
I, no lie, immediately went out and bought one for every member of our family. The Bergerons are missing the boat on this NO LONGER.