The Naughty Life

The STD Game

posted by Heather May 15, 2019 0 comments
There is nothing quite as funny as gathering ya girls up for a selfie, telling everyone to SMILE, and then cutting them out and just doing a selfie of yourself.
Maya and Alex’s new obsession.
HL asked me to make her an egg sandwich this morning. THIS is what the 4th kid’s breakfast looks like when it’s first served to her. I did my best, what else do you want?
YOU NEED TO FOLLOW HER ACCOUNT. Makes nutrition SO simple, easy, and real.
NEED to get HL this NOW.
When Kat orders bananas on Instacart.
“What the hell am I supposed to do with these?”
College student in the making.
The STD Game at work.

A few years ago, one of our parents (I will NOT tell you which one) taught us the all-time greatest drinking game of all time. It’s one of those games that sounds sort of funny, but when you actual put it into practice, it has every single person laughing so hard your entire face hurts…along with most of your internal organs.

Everyone picks an STD (crabs, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, Hepatitis B, and Scabies are the real winners). When it’s your turn, you have to say YOUR STD twice, then someone else’s twice. Then, they say THEIRS twice, then someone else’s twice. And, so on and so on.

That alone is pretty funny, but here’s the part of the game that really sends it over the edge: you have to do it all without ever letting anyone see your teeth. Any time you’re talking, laughing, or anything, you CANNOT let anyone see your teeth. If you do, you pay a penalty. If you’re drinking, you obviously drink.

Now, we played it with the whole family at the dinner table last night for some reason. We didn’t plan on that happening, it just came up in conversation and we started playing. Bode even jumped in the game being ‘diarrhea’ which was really sort of funny. And, while we didn’t have any penalties, you could do something like make everyone eat a baby carrot or drink a sip of their milk to make it more family-friendly…of course while also subbing the STD part out for things like ‘constipation’ or ‘white headed zit’ or ‘ingrown hair’ or ‘slimy fart’. Now, that would actually be funny.

But, if you’re looking for a way to get people to pee their pants laughing, try it. You can also watch my Live Instagram feed from last night’s dinner segment on my account until this evening. I am telling you, it was so off the RAILS.

You. Are. WELCOME.

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